Al Gore says "pull my finger. I'm super cereal."
Patriot Dispatches

Al Gore is Super-Cereal About Recounting Ballots, Again

Bloom County is back, complaining that Bush vs. Clinton is in the cards again just like the last time Bloom County was a real live newspaper cartoon strip. And now who has appeared from the shadows, err, the forest primeval but the ManBearPig himself, the Al Gore of a million ecstatic Gaia-worshipper dreams and 400 million carbon-trading dollars.