Patriot Dispatches

Obama Wags The Dog

Bombing (with our fantasy coalition-in-name-only, who are NOT flying sorties nor dropping any bombs, even though Obama says they are) the empty buildings of Assad’s enemies (which are in fact the Syrian rebels we’re supposedly funding, even though Obama says…

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Patriot Dispatches

Goodnight Choom

Goodnight choom Goodnight room Goodnight to the cigarette smoke that fills my whitehouse tomb Goodnight beer Goodnight mirror Goodnight you narcissist who leads from the rear Goodnight newb Goodnight boob Goodnight to my rolled-up dollar bill tube Goodnight buffoon Goodnight…

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