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UP Poll: GOP 40% Clinton 60%

Today I pulled one of my all time favorite assignments for Unifiedpatriots.com. I got to visit my favorite watering hole in SoCal. It’s where my …

Obama Wags The Dog

Bombing (with our fantasy coalition-in-name-only, who are NOT flying sorties nor dropping any bombs, even though Obama says they are) the empty buildings of Assad’s …

Goodnight Choom

Goodnight choom Goodnight room Goodnight to the cigarette smoke that fills my whitehouse tomb Goodnight beer Goodnight mirror Goodnight you narcissist who leads from the …

Meet the Money Badger

You all have been exposed to the contagion of funny that is Randall’s Honey Badger youtube video. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, …