If I can steal and adapt a line from Robin Williams, the weather here is cold and shitty with further cold and shitty in the …
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From My CP: Duty, Honor, Country and Solemn Oaths
There’s a herd of deer, twelve or fifteen at least, that like to shelter on the leeward side of my grove. It keeps them out …
From My CP: Obama’s Lasting Legacy and BR549
We dodged a bullet here on Monday, a serious snow storm, not of epic globull warmening proportions, just one of the big nasty storms we …
From My CP: Hell in a Cell, Sputnik Monroe vs. “The Civil-Rights Icon” Rep. John Lewis
I have to thank everyone in the United States for my Christmas and New Years happiness. It was a wonderful holiday season because I spent …
From My CP: A Possum Ran Over My Grave
After a globull warmening inspired November and early December the cold is here. A couple inches of snow here but a couple inches doesn’t even …
From My CP: I Wanna Party Like Charlie Sheen
We had a touch of winter in late October up here on the high prairie. It abated for a couple weeks but it’s back now …
From My CP: I HEART guns and remove MLK from the Public Square
Spring came late here and it was wet, harvest has been wet and now there’s snow covering everything. There’s still a lot of corn in …
From My CP: Vacation Road Trip, Harvest and the End of “Winter’s Comin'”
I saw snow a few weeks ago, just a few flakes that couldn’t stick but it was snow. That was the point when our two …
From My CP: Thank You President Trump, Eat Shit and Die NFL. CPT Villanueva, You Are a Sorry Piece of Shit.
Most of the country calls it fall but in southwestern Minnesota we only have two seasons. Right now we’re in the waning days of “Winter’s …
From My CP: A Bad Liver and a Broken Heart
The garden is still fully in charge, we froze over 100 quarts of sweet corn, we’re working on beets, digging carrots and drying onions. It …