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My name is Mike Kane. I've been writing stories for years. Most are a release valve from the weirdness of everyday life. Some of these will find their way here, others will fade off into the ether. A select few will be sent via e-mail directly to friends, family, and sometimes complete strangers (you have been warned (assuming that you are 'completely strange')). I've been in Sales all of my adult life. Sometimes sales are good, sometimes sales are bad, but in reality, 'life' is always good (regardless of sales). Well, 'LIFE' is a lot better than the alternative, at least...

Scary Things

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It has occurred to me that there are things which you should fear because they might actually cause you harm (either physical OR emotional).   However, there are also things which other people tell you that you should be really, really afraid of and, well, you'll see.  Things (my personal favorites) which...
"Any resemblance to Satan is purely coincidental and is not necessarily indicative of your expected health care experience" . Yes, men, women, boys and girls, this upcoming Saturday, we'll have the rare opportunity to dip our collective toes into the ObamaCare 'Marketplace' once again!!!  And, if you know what's good for...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - The Public Face of the Democrat Party . Yeah, I know, the photo above is a cheap shot at the Titular Head of the DNC (because it looks just like her).  In my defense, I was looking for an image of Debbie Wasserman Schultz that would...
A word of caution regarding the title of this post:  Today's post title includes use of a 'Homophone'.  If you are easily offended by several words which sound the same but are spelled differently, please read the following at your own risk.  - Thank you! No, I am not losing...
. I woke yesterday morning to the news that a nurse caring for the "Index Patient" has tested positive for the Ebola Virus.  I guess when CDC director, Dr. Tom Frieden, can't even call the "Index Patient" by name should have been a pretty good indication of elusive comments to...
   FIFTY-TWO WAYS TO PAUSE YOUR WARMING "The Earth will soon be dead" the Media said to me "The answer is easy if you take it logically We'd like to help you in your struggle to breathe free There are fifty-two ways to pause your warming" . Gore said "It's pretty much my habit to intrude No...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama took to the airwaves Friday in a Channel One interview beamed into thousands of school classrooms to an estimated 5 million students across America. . According to a transcript provided on the Channel One website, Obama said, “I know kids are grumbling because they...

Car Wars

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C3-PO:  "Where are you going, you annoying little Droid?" R2-D2:  "Ploop, whistle, pfffrrrattttt....." C3-PO:  "What do you mean we mean we have to get Back to the Future?  And why are you melding Movie Storylines?" R2-D2:  "Bbrrrraaff, spliff, doink, vrooom, vroooom!" C3-PO:  "Why would anyone do that?" R2-D2:   "Whistle, splazmatt, quinona!"  C3-PO:  "Because...