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The weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same: Hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we, too, would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it.
I plumb near swooned as I got news this morning of the American response by Barry Milhouse Choom Brother John Wayne Gutsy Call Obama
For the person on the Left who is dug in on his position, each pillbox on the Island of Colossal Liberal Stupidity must be defended to the last man.
The model is actually right in front of them, staring them in the face. It is 2010.
It looks like the Founding Fathers may have reached forward through time and rescued us again.
Karl Rove's mouth is operating while impaired. But when was that not so, exactly?
Obama crawled into a hole, hiding from his infamous Obamacare anniversary. Figures.
Carbonite, who's the slut now?
Day after day I watch what is happening in the Magical Pixie Dust Realm of the Beltway Republican. I ask myself, how can people with college degrees be that stupid? Seriously, who keeps these people from putting their underwear on outside their pants? In episode 21,598,723 of Establishment...