The Post Turtle

Posted by on August 27, 2020 8:07 am
Categories: Patriot Dispatches

While suturing the cut on the hand of a 75-year old Virginia farmer, the two men talked, the topic coming around to the election and the topic of Joe Biden.

“Well, you know, Joe Biden is a post-turtle?”, the old farmer said.

The doc asked what a post turtle was.

Well, when you drive down a country road and you see a turtle balanced on the top of a post, you have your basic “post turtle”.

You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function.

And you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.

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