Babylon Bee sums up AOC

If you haven’t read the Babylon Bee’s hilarious summary of Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, you should go here now and have a laugh.

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February 15, 2019

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beaglescout / 4 days ago

The EU stands astride Europe, the second, more successful German attempt to install a thousand year reich in the last hundred years. At the moment of German triumph over the continent, Germany’s subject colonies suddenly awaken to the fact of their stealth conquest by a hostile foreign power and begin to break away. Each awakening to the virtues of self-rule should inspire us with hope.
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beaglescout / 2 weeks ago

Flashback 2011: 13 Mexican nationals illegally in the USA, all dressed in USMC uniforms emblazoned with the name “Perez”, were arrested in California, riding in a white van equipped with a stolen military tag. Two American citizens drove the van to smuggle the border crossers deep into California. Do you remember hearing about this? I sure don’t.
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vassarbushmills / 1 month ago

h/t: Ray Kasey “Subject: 319 Square Miles” In their infinite wisdom, the United States’ Founders created the Electoral College to ensure the STATES were fairly represented. Why should one or two densely populated areas speak for the whole of the nation? The following list of statistics has been making the rounds on the Internet. It should finally put an end to the argument as to why the Electoral College makes sense. Do share this. It needs to be widely known and understood. There are 3,141 counties in the United States. Trump won 3,084 of them. Clinton won 57. There are 62 counties in New York State. Trump won 46 of them. Clinton won 16 . Clinton won the NY popular vote by approx. 1.5 million votes. In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens) Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump. (Clinton only won 4 of these counties; Trump won Richmond) Therefore these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning the popular vote of the entire country. These
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beaglescout / 2 months ago

Whether you love the New England Patriots or hate them it’s amusing how every one of the NFL League’s rule changes meant to handicap the Pats has been used by the Pats to win more games against their hapless competition. The Pats dominate the league simply by being the better team.
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E Pluribus Unum / 2 months ago

Atta boy, Dean Cain!
So an Australian senator got an egg bashed on the back of his head by a young punk, in the wake of statements made regarding the murderer who killed all the people at the two mosques. Apparently the senator’s words were taken as Islamophobic. The Senator turned around and popped the kid twice, and had to be pulled off of him before just completely kicking his butt. All the usual suspects (the Left, the American media) lionized the kid and piled on the Senator.
Dean Cain, however, tweeted “I would have knocked that kid cold”.
The twitter mob came for him, because, ya know, defending the Nazi and all that other crap, and here’s where he shined. He punched back, didn’t back down, and didn’t cave to the mob.
Atta boy, Superman!
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E Pluribus Unum / 3 months ago

Boys Will Be Girls

This time it is Connecticut: two boys dominate sprinting events in girls’ state track meet. Read more here if you are so inclined.

How stupid does this have to get before somebody with a brain yells stop?
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beaglescout / 3 months ago

Zombie deer are not a joke. A new prion-based disease that infects wild deer has been found in about half the states and provinces of the USA and Canada. It’s called Chronic Wasting Disease and works the same way Mad Cow or Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease works to destroy the brain of those infected. Prions don’t infect cells. They are malicious protein-like molecules that infect proteins and other genetic building blocks of life. Like Mad Cow, the disease is untreatable, incurable, and always fatal. It’s also hard to spot. Hunters, be aware and be safe.
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beaglescout / 3 months ago

Apparently dairy farmers want almond milk to gross customers out.
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