Last night’s debate between New York’s own fascist dictator Andrew Cuomo and his challenger Cynthia Nixon of Sex and the City fame sounds so amazing I almost wish I had watched it. Almost. Check out this exchange: ““Excuse me, can you stop interrupting?” Cuomo exclaimed. // “Can you stop lying?,” Nixon retorted. // “Yeah, as soon as you do,” Cuomo responded

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