CDC To Search For Vaccine For Violent Guns


The Republicans are now going to reach across the aisle and agree that the CDC can do research on “gun violence”.
Because, as everyone knows, cancer and Hodgkins and MS and other disease-plagued patients can just get in line because guns are a disease. As Cass Sunstein and Kenny Solomon would say “Nudge, nudge!”
In other news, a school in eastern Pennsylvania is placing buckets of rocks in it’s classrooms for it’s students to defend themselves with against armed shooters. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.
Suffer the little children.

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vassar bushmills
March 25, 2018 5:44 am

If I remember the rules of the children’s game, paper covers rock, so they’ll need a bunch of scissors, too.

March 25, 2018 8:56 am

This is right up the alley of collectivists. How they would love to declare owners of firearms unhinged enough to the point or demanding that they be vaccinated.