The hapless sailing couple who sank their sailboat on the first day of their round-the-world sailing trip went to GoFundMe to raise money for a new sailboat and it’s a success. They have over $13,000 at the time of writing. Note that they haven’t even bothered to take sailing lessons. They are utter beginners at sailing. What was their hashtag? #GoFundMyDrowning?

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