From My CP: That’s Conservative My Ass

Posted by on March 9, 2017 1:27 am
Categories: Patriot Dispatches

I was just extolling on the wonderful effects of globull warmening yesterday and now I’m hunkering down for the payback.  Mother Nature taught Karma how to be a bitch.  There is world record cold swirling about Alaska and the “nearly non-existent polar ice pack” headed my way, due Friday.  -65 temperatures set records in Alaska last week, just what I needed after three weeks above freezing.   Oh, its snowing outside right now.

Oh we’ll, this is what I expected all winter long so I had a sweet respite and I enjoyed it!  I spent nearly two hours outside with the dogs today, just watching them observe the world.  Scientists say that dogs only see in black and white.  Do dogs get the same effect through smell that we get from color?  My dogs smelled deer shit and I saw this…

If the two are equal, I prefer color.  The dogs, I think, are quite entertained with the deer shit.  That kinda narrows down our fellow humans doesn’t it?

Much like the Republicans in Congress, Obamacare is some rich smelling deer shit, it would work so much better if it was Rinocare.  Like Raisinettes, crunchy on the outside chewy in the middle.  But still deer shit.  They don’t want to REPEAL, this doesn’t even touch REPLACE and they’re all trying to blow smoke up our skirts.

You only need guidance from one Conservative Principle.  Smaller Government.  You only need guidance from one governing document, The Constitution of these United States.  Nothing in either of those wants the government up our ass during our healthcare.  Yet Speaker Ryan and countless other RINOs declare this as “conservative” healthcare.

Well assholes, That’s Conservative My Ass.

Yea, this is two posts in a row with Dale Watson, our government sucks but we can still enjoy a good old fashioned country troubadour.  And Paul Ryan can try to force feed us this shit, but we’re gettin’ real tired of it.  Get pissed and get mad ‘cuz that’s conservative my ass.


3 responses to From My CP: That’s Conservative My Ass

  1. PUMABydesign001 March 9th, 2017 at 11:31 am

    From this point on, when I think of the temps in Brooklyn, New York reaching 65 degrees one day and two days later 19 degrees, I will think of you and the -65 that you’re enduring, close my mouth, and suck it up.

  2. PUMABydesign001 March 9th, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Oh yes and Obamacare2 aka Ryancare the equivalent of deer shit is about right.

    • nessa March 9th, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      LOL, thanks Puma. 65 to 19 is pretty brutal. I’ve got a relative in the Bronx, I wouldn’t trade.

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