An awful lot of celebrities including Stephen King (pictured) tweeted and griped and groaned out their disgust at Donald Trump this year, especially when they were told by the lying, vile media that there was no chance he would win. So they all said they would leave the country if he won. “Ho hum.” Now we hear this same promise from celebrities every time a candidate dares to win the Republican nomination. Suddenly because a Republican actually has the unmitigated gall to run against the anointed Democrat candidate slash arch-angel come down from Heaven to bless Earth with zir/zis presence, that Republican suddenly becomes the racist, sexist, homophobic literally-Hitler who will bring the end days and cause nuclear war. So then all these celebrities promise to leave if “Hitler” wins.
But if the Republican actually wins, then the celebrity twits never leave, because they are apparently too comfy here with their money and their servants and assistants and their multiple swanky homes with gold plated toilets and Armani towels. Or maybe it just slipped their little celebrity mind.
Trump won. They should leave. Following are many of the celebrity twits who promised to leave this time around. We don’t recommend harassing any of them, but a polite inquiry about when they are moving to their new home, and maybe a question about why they don’t want to move to Mexico if in fact they don’t, wouldn’t be out of hand.
|Samuel L. Jackson||Canada||@SamuelLJackson|
|Ne-Yo||Canada with Drake||@NeYoCompound|
|Chloë Sevigny||Nova Scotia||@OfficialChloeS|
|Natasha Lyonne||Mental Hospital||@nlyonne|
|Rosie O’Donnell||She isn’t Moving. And Trump Won’t Win. Oops!||?|
|Jenny Slate||Ask if she has a picture of the pig||@jennyslate|
|Michelle Branch||Will get married for visa||@michellebranch|
|George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth||Canada||@AliEWentworth|
|Katie Hopkins||From England to America! Because Trump is great!||@KTHopkins|
And please, if you reach out to Katie Hopkins tell her to visit the US any time she likes.