Today President Pinocchio’s press secretary Jay Carney resigned because he was tired of lying or something. Before he resigned, the president’s VA chief, Eric Shinseki, resigned because he was at fault for a myriad dead and dying veterans distracting the press from all the wonderful lies that President Pinocchio was telling. Can’t we make it three presidential advisors? I vote for the resignation of Valerie Jarrett to make for a wonderful lead-in to the weekend.
What a perfect Friday it would be.