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Expelling diplomats: more Gutsy Call diplomacy

Oh my, I just had a Chrissy Matthews moment. Last Friday, totalitarian Syria’s escalating military atrocities in quelling popular unrest and resistance have (probably not) culminated in a particularly brazen massacre of at least 108 civilians. [this act is not what gave me the Chrissy Matthews moment – this was in fact despicable and tragic, and reason 187,633,092 to hate totalitarian dictatorships and all freedom-stealing regimes everywhere and at all times.]

But in the face of this atrocity, my leg was in full tingle mode and I plumb near swooned as I got news this morning of the American response by Barry Milhouse Choom Brother John Wayne Gutsy Call Obama. Yep, in what will go down in Barry’s third autobiography and the New York Times as Barry playing the parts of all three Earp brothers and Doc Holliday in gunning down Clantons, McLaurys, and Claibornes with exquisite poise and deadly precision……

He expelled a diplomat.

Oh, doth my heart flutter! That steely-eyed missile man.

The State Department said that the charge d’affaires at the Syrian Embassy has been given 72 hours to leave the United States. State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said the U.S. holds “the Syrian government responsible for this slaughter of innocent lives.”

Yeah, that’ll show ’em, Barry. Good thing you were wearing your prettiest pink panties while you threw up your skirts (again) for Hezbollah.

Do you know what a real man and a real president would have done?

No?

Yeah, exactly.

E Pluribus Unum
The weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same: Hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we, too, would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it.

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  1. Going out on a limb here, EPU, but betting the Houla massacre not the work of Assad.

    News covering the bloodshed, horrific as it is, (nothing compared to Papa Hafez) hides the one major political blunder
    of the entire Middle East, and that of Obama restoring diplomatic relations with Syria, literally as a way to launch Arab Spring last January.

    The Muslim Brotherhood is choreographing almost everything on the ground in Syria right now, and have been frequent invitees to the White House for two years.

  2. The only squibble I have with your brilliant post, EPU, is putting John Wayne’s name alongside Obama’s. Somehow it just doesn’t seem right… 🙂

    John Wayne is turning over in his grave seeing what mealy-mouthed, anti-American folks are running and ruining America.

  3. If Human Rights Watch wanted to do humanity a service, they would tabulate and publish just how much blood Obama has on his hands, starting with the Iranian dissidents in 2009, down through the Sudanese Christians, proceeding to all of the victims of the Taliban in Afghanistan since he started screwing with the military command over there, on to the Arab Spring when he gave false hope to true democrats in North Africa, sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East.

  4. Oh yea, big steel balls there…  According to wikipedia…

    “In diplomacy, a chargĂ© d’affaires (French for “charged with (in charge of) matters”), often shortened to simply chargĂ©, is the title of two classes of diplomatic agent heading a diplomatic mission, either on a temporary basis or when no more senior diplomat has been accredited.

    So…  If I have this right…  The man with the big iron on his hip just kicked out some under-qualified idiot who had been left to hold down the fort till a qualified diplomat came along.  Probably the janitor. 

  1. Going out on a limb here, EPU, but betting the Houla massacre not the work of Assad.

    News covering the bloodshed, horrific as it is, (nothing compared to Papa Hafez) hides the one major political blunder
    of the entire Middle East, and that of Obama restoring diplomatic relations with Syria, literally as a way to launch Arab Spring last January.

    The Muslim Brotherhood is choreographing almost everything on the ground in Syria right now, and have been frequent invitees to the White House for two years.

  2. The only squibble I have with your brilliant post, EPU, is putting John Wayne’s name alongside Obama’s. Somehow it just doesn’t seem right… 🙂

    John Wayne is turning over in his grave seeing what mealy-mouthed, anti-American folks are running and ruining America.

  3. If Human Rights Watch wanted to do humanity a service, they would tabulate and publish just how much blood Obama has on his hands, starting with the Iranian dissidents in 2009, down through the Sudanese Christians, proceeding to all of the victims of the Taliban in Afghanistan since he started screwing with the military command over there, on to the Arab Spring when he gave false hope to true democrats in North Africa, sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East.

  4. Oh yea, big steel balls there…  According to wikipedia…

    “In diplomacy, a chargĂ© d’affaires (French for “charged with (in charge of) matters”), often shortened to simply chargĂ©, is the title of two classes of diplomatic agent heading a diplomatic mission, either on a temporary basis or when no more senior diplomat has been accredited.

    So…  If I have this right…  The man with the big iron on his hip just kicked out some under-qualified idiot who had been left to hold down the fort till a qualified diplomat came along.  Probably the janitor. 

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