How absolutely fantastic it is to see Chuck Woolery continue to take on and mock the most egregious of spending that is passed by Congresscritters down in DC. What they spend on and the amounts that are spent are unbelievably silly. I now smirk when I hear a commercial or read an article about the “poor” or the “homeless” because I know this socialist government has a program for everyone, including zombies. I know, you think surely I have lost my mind, zombies? yes zombies! The federal government of the United Socialist States of America earmarked money to get ready for the zombie apocalypse “Zombies Only Feed On Brains, So Instinctively You Should Head To Washington DC As The Zombies Know They Will Starve There
Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That’s the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.” And while it’s no joke, CDC officials say it’s all about emergency preparation.
“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the posting reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”
The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for “flesh-eating zombies” much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like “Night of the Living Dead” and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you’d take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.
This Country is so far over the edge of reality that I don’t believe we can tip the scales back. When you spend so much money with no oversight that one of your government organizations is spreading information about a made up horror movie character, you have crossed the rubicon.