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Why Are Guns Better Than Women (and men)

Saw this on the intertubes and laughed. Maybe you’ll enjoy it too.

TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road AND nobody gets hurt.

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is…

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

Then from the girls:

10 REASONS WOMEN PREFER GUNS OVER MEN

10. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

9. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe’s and some elbow grease.

8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

7. A gun doesn’t need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

6. Too many rounds and shots over the years don’t cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

5. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

4. A gun doesn’t complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

3. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

2. A gun doesn’t call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

1. A gun doesn’t need to take a nap after each shot.

Heh.

Queen Hotchibobo
I was born in Saginaw, Michigan, and I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay. My daddy was a poor, hardworking Saginaw fisherman. Too many times he came home with too little pay. Naw, not really, but it sounds more interesting than the real bio, so there you are.

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