Another great one from Aunt Edna:
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
He decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to the White House.
Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would seem like a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted when he received the envelope until he opened it and found the $5 bill. He sat down to write a thank-you note to God and this is what he said:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
The child is already learning the ways of D.C.