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I’m Herman Cain’s 7th, No, 8th, er-uhm, 9th? Victim?

When I saw Bialek on TV, I knew my ship had come in. You see, as ashamed as I am to admit it, Herman Cain harassed me too. I haven’t been able to sleep, not because of his dreadful harassment or how cheap and dirty I feel, no. I’ve been tortured by the pictures of a new Harley Davidson Wide-Glide dancing through my head. I don’t need a book deal, hell, any Politico reporter could put a FXDWG on his expense account, I think. But somebody beat me to the punch. Damn you Sunny! That’s my check you’re spending!!. That’s EXACTLY the same suggestive look he gave me!

nessa
Retired Paratrooper, Biker, Tattoo Artist

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  1. Oh man, me too! Pick me! Pick me! I was sexually harassed by Herman Cain too!

    Yes it’s true, and I’m perfectly serial, and I got names, dates, and places. It was in Vegas last year at the RightOnline conference sponsored by Americans for Prosperity (AFP) and hosted at the Venetian.

    You see, I was in one of those big conference rooms, and Herman Cain was across the room. There were numerous women in there, including some of those sexy blonde ones (they sure seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately). And you know who all those hot women were looking at? That’s right. Herman Cain, the sexual harasser himself.

    So yeah, the dude just swoops in there and commandeers all my good play. If that isn’t sexual harassment, then I don’t think there is such a thing.

    So hey, for my settlement, I’m looking at maybe a SC300 with a swapped-in 2JZGTE, and all the goodies it takes to push up the boost around 25psi and kick that thing into the 600-650hp range.

  1. Oh man, me too! Pick me! Pick me! I was sexually harassed by Herman Cain too!

    Yes it’s true, and I’m perfectly serial, and I got names, dates, and places. It was in Vegas last year at the RightOnline conference sponsored by Americans for Prosperity (AFP) and hosted at the Venetian.

    You see, I was in one of those big conference rooms, and Herman Cain was across the room. There were numerous women in there, including some of those sexy blonde ones (they sure seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately). And you know who all those hot women were looking at? That’s right. Herman Cain, the sexual harasser himself.

    So yeah, the dude just swoops in there and commandeers all my good play. If that isn’t sexual harassment, then I don’t think there is such a thing.

    So hey, for my settlement, I’m looking at maybe a SC300 with a swapped-in 2JZGTE, and all the goodies it takes to push up the boost around 25psi and kick that thing into the 600-650hp range.

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