The headline reads “Maryland School Will Use Cruise Ship As Dorm” and the piece tells us that St. Mary’s College in Maryland has a “mold” problem. Apparently the initial response was to ship the kids off to hotels some number of miles away in the interim… but – oddly enough – the kids were bitching about the long commute. As it turns out, it’s more expensive to put a college full of kids in a Super 8 (damage costs musta been huge) than to just throw them on a cruise ship with full access to all its amenities.

I’m scared just thinking about it.

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