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Somehow, You Just *KNOW* This Won’t End Well

The headline reads “Maryland School Will Use Cruise Ship As Dorm” and the piece tells us that St. Mary’s College in Maryland has a “mold” problem. Apparently the initial response was to ship the kids off to hotels some number of miles away in the interim… but – oddly enough – the kids were bitching about the long commute. As it turns out, it’s more expensive to put a college full of kids in a Super 8 (damage costs musta been huge) than to just throw them on a cruise ship with full access to all its amenities.

I’m scared just thinking about it.

There's not much to say... I come from a long line of Appalachian folk that landed in America long before flipping off the King was even a twinkle in the eyes of our founding fathers. We have been Carpenters and coal miners... Soldiers & Sailors and pig farmers and Sunday morning circuit-riding preachers. Hell, I'm told we have even been fairly decent bootleggers too.


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