This is a real sign on Spring Street in Macon, Georgia. Admittedly, I haven’t found the time to do an in-depth investigation by going to the city license office to track down the business owner to ask…but a friend did actually call the number on the sign the other day, and I can confirm. . .the employees who work there don’t even know. . . so. . .
Would anybody here like to advance any theories about WTH this means?