Friday, September 24, 2021
HomePatriot DispatchesWhy men die young:

Why men die young:

I know y’all have higher life insurance rates but I always thought it was because you keep tipping over with heart attacks. Now I know. And I’m not sure your rates are high enough.

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You can’t expect a guy to eat his lunch in the boiling hot sun, can you?

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Hey, look, he’s holding onto the window at least!

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But that’s a wide bannister!

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Need a boost?

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Mr. Fixit.

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Scaffolding, schmaffolding.

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Just need one more block…

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And this is why we end up with this:

Good job, guys!  We girls appreciate getting our honey do lists done, even when you risk life and limb for it.

 

Oh, and yes, thanks to Aunt Edna!!

Queen Hotchibobo
I was born in Saginaw, Michigan, and I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay. My daddy was a poor, hardworking Saginaw fisherman. Too many times he came home with too little pay. Naw, not really, but it sounds more interesting than the real bio, so there you are.

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  1. Awfully funny, Queenie. Tell your Aunt Edna she is a gem!

    This is not funny, but goes along with how dangerous men’s habits are. My ex’s father was a mechanic & had a habit of lowering those heavy, heavy automatic transmissions onto his chest and rolling himself out from under the car with it still there.

    He did not survive the last time he did it, got an embolism that travelled to his lung and that was it, when my ex was 18 yrs old. Sorry about the sad, here. But worth a reminder to all our impetuous companions to think first.

  2. While I’ve always been a proponent for getting the job done, other than using a strong back more than I should have, I can honestly say everyone one of those of our gender who participated in the above photo shoots is a candidate for a Darwin Award.

  3. I personally think that all of those men have a death wish. I am all for getting the job done with what you have, without buying a lot of expensive equipment but that’s Ridiculous, stupid, and just plain dumb!

  1. Awfully funny, Queenie. Tell your Aunt Edna she is a gem!

    This is not funny, but goes along with how dangerous men’s habits are. My ex’s father was a mechanic & had a habit of lowering those heavy, heavy automatic transmissions onto his chest and rolling himself out from under the car with it still there.

    He did not survive the last time he did it, got an embolism that travelled to his lung and that was it, when my ex was 18 yrs old. Sorry about the sad, here. But worth a reminder to all our impetuous companions to think first.

  2. While I’ve always been a proponent for getting the job done, other than using a strong back more than I should have, I can honestly say everyone one of those of our gender who participated in the above photo shoots is a candidate for a Darwin Award.

  3. I personally think that all of those men have a death wish. I am all for getting the job done with what you have, without buying a lot of expensive equipment but that’s Ridiculous, stupid, and just plain dumb!

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