Try this:

1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area

code…)

2. Multiply by 80

3. Add 1

4. Multiply by 250

5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number

6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

7. Subtract 250

8. Divide number by 2

Recognize the answer?

That is really kewl π

Ok, once again, for the mathematically challenged, I want to know the how and why it came out like it did. π

It’s the same magic that produces this neat equation:

Step 1: Buy panties.

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit!!!!!

This looks like a joke until you figure out that it’s the exact method your president is using to dole out

~~loans~~grants.My husband says that you are giving the equation your phone number and the other numbers are cancelling each other out…pretty damn smart π

Nothing to it, O Queen. I recognized this trick of yours right off, as a fine example of the new Obama Math. As long as the starting number is borrowed from the taxpayers, the final number will come out to whatever you want it to be, between one and 14 trillion.

You’re right, except for one thing. The final number will definitely be negative with the new Obama math, regardless of whether you are talking about employment numbers, deficit, debt, or his approval ratings.