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Is sex pleasure or work? The definitive answer.

Question: Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure?”

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.

The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”

God bless the enlisted man.

(And thanks to Aunt Edna!)

Queen Hotchibobo
I was born in Saginaw, Michigan, and I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay. My daddy was a poor, hardworking Saginaw fisherman. Too many times he came home with too little pay. Naw, not really, but it sounds more interesting than the real bio, so there you are.

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  1. Thank you Queen & Aunt E! Another fine enlisted man’s story in the tradition of “don’t call me sir, I work for a living”. Seriously, top NCOs were charged with training, defending & protecting their Officers; we were proud to do so.

    • Given the column title, I didn’t read the column! Life is short and I am a trained in the lede!Besides, it depends and given the two divorces, I’m only there til the commercial is over! I’ll get mine and they are responsible for their’s…Gamecocks first and ten

  1. Thank you Queen & Aunt E! Another fine enlisted man’s story in the tradition of “don’t call me sir, I work for a living”. Seriously, top NCOs were charged with training, defending & protecting their Officers; we were proud to do so.

    • Given the column title, I didn’t read the column! Life is short and I am a trained in the lede!Besides, it depends and given the two divorces, I’m only there til the commercial is over! I’ll get mine and they are responsible for their’s…Gamecocks first and ten

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