No, this is not a snark post aimed at the peace lovers.
Well…… Maybe it is at the end of the column. 😉
There are times in life that require true celebratory machinations and the Saturday before Labor Day is most definitely of that ilk.
From the bestest-evah website Bacon Today:
Nope, you are very much still alive. There truly is a day dedicated to our beloved pork treat. Oh bacon, how we love thee. We have devoted an entire day to celebrate your scrumptious existence.
According to Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia, “International Bacon Day or Bacon Day is an unofficial observance, often celebrated on the Saturday before US Labor Day (the first Monday of September).
Bacon day celebrations typically include social gatherings during which participants create and consume dishes containing bacon, including bacon-themed breakfasts, lunches, dinners, desserts, and drinks.”
Well, there you have it. Permission to indulge in all that is bacon. Because you know that once it’s been published on the internet, it must be real. And you must observe this day of devout love for pan-fried pork goodness. Start calling your neighbors, invite the family, text your friends, gather the kids.
Join together in celebration of epic bacon proportions! Bring on the bacon dishes and bacon drinks! Yes, bacon drinks! Bacon goes well with booze, right? Sure, it does. Bacon goes well with everything!
God Bless America and God Bless Bacon !
Ululululululu !…… Baconhu Akhbahr™ !!!
Typical Jewish God-clinging bacon aficionado.