The economy is so bad…
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel 6 won’t leave the light on any more.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street Wal-Mart Street.
I bought a toaster and my free prize was a bank.
All the executives except Obama are now playing miniature golf.
The highest paying job in town is jury duty.
Even people who aren’t in Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying income taxes.
George Soros is going to have to start laying off Congresscritters.
Instead of tossing a coin at the beginning of football games, they’re going to play rock, paper, scissors.
People who pulled their money out of the stock market and invested with Bernie Madoff are the lucky ones.
Nancy Pelosi’s statement that every month 500 million Americans lose their jobs is starting to look like a prediction rather than a Botox overdose.
Barack Obama had to order his Darth Vader bus out of Canada because there were no American companies left.
Social Security is starting to look like a good investment.
They’ve finally found a government worker they can lay off – the guards at Ft. Knox. No point in guarding an empty building.
The stock market is now a flea market.
I got my last 401K statement and it is now a 201K.
They had a jobs fair in Atlanta and the police thought it was a flash mob.
Even Barack Obama feels your pain.
Wait. Scratch that last one.
Can any of you add any to the mix?