In an eerie replay of Johnny McLame’s brilliant, hard-hitting 2008 Campaign, Jon Huntsman decided to throw in with the AGW crowd today.
Amazingly, at the same time Jon was spewing forth his campaign killing drivel and sucking up to some imagined green centrist independent, a group of “scientists” released another report about the dangers of globull warming, or climate change or what-ever they’re calling it this week.
The authors warn that extraterrestrials may be wary of civilisations that expand very rapidly, as these may be prone to destroy other life as they grow, just as humans have pushed species to extinction on Earth. In the most extreme scenario, aliens might choose to destroy humanity to protect other civilisations.
“A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilisation may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth’s atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
That’s some serious science Jon. NASA scientists no less, living on the taxpayers dime. Nice. We could have gotten the same theories from any random collection of Star Wars Fans. Come to think of it, we could get a better Presidential candidate from the same group.
Here’s my advice for you, and NASA…
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