Sunday, September 26, 2021
HomePatriot DispatchesCalifailure to outlaw non-fitted bed sheets due to safety concerns.

Califailure to outlaw non-fitted bed sheets due to safety concerns.

I swear to you this is a real piece of legislation gone over in a real news article, from a real newspaper, in a real place located within the real United States Of America.

First, the legislation itself:  Califailure State Senator Kevin De Leon (D-Los Angeles) introduced Califailure State Senate Bill 432 on February 16th of this year.

It passed.

Really.

It passed.

This is the State Senator who introduced the legislation and his website:

He’s even defending it all in an official statement…… SENATOR DE LEÓN SLAMS CALIFORNIA HOTEL ASSOCIATION FOR CALLOUS REMARKS.

The, there’s the article from yesterday (14 August 2011) in The Los Angeles Times, where not only will flat sheets be outlawed, so will all styrofoam food containers state-wide, along with much more leftist, nanny-state Socialist Totalitarian legislation that is becoming law in The Once-Golden State.

“We are now going to make it a crime in California not to use a fitted sheet? Really?” state Sen. Sam Blakeslee (R-San Luis Obispo) asked during a debate before the Senate passed the measure in June.

……and some people wonder why there’s ‘difficulties’ in legally obtaining ‘toys that go bang’ and their accessories in Califailure ?

Sheesh.

It’s as if th…… What was that ?…… Yes, you in the back row wearing the ‘Yes We Can’ t-shirt ; What’s your question ?

“Mmmmph duzdiss meen uzzz tuuu ?”

Of course that ‘no-flat-sheet’ law affects you when you stay in California, why ?

Weegotuudemnstrashns, styatguudhotlz paydfrby Dmocrtprty…… BUSH’S FAULT !

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Most of y’all here at U.P. remember me as a ‘think big picture’ person, railing against two certain organizations.

Well I’m going to say it again.

“Think big picture”…… No…… Bigger…… NO…… BIGGER.

ICLEI

ICR2P

This is all part of the deal – some innocent and seemingly comical move to outlaw something basic to a lifestyle hundreds of millions, if not billions of people have become accustomed to over generations, like the incandescent light bulb and…… What ?…… You again with a question ?…… Go ahead.

Ucntprv thtswht thsisabt ?  Itcanthappenhere !

Listen and listen good: Not only can it happen here, it is happening here – daily.

“Nudge”.

Kenny Solomon
Typical bitter clinging terrorist Hobbit
Reaganhu Akhbar !

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Kenny Solomonhttp://israelsurvivalupdates.com
I'm a typical bitter Eeeeevil Joooooooooooish God-clingin' flag-wavin' NASCAR-lovin', NRA-Certified Firearms Instructor, Oath Keeper and Patriot Guard Rider in South Florida ------ Tally-Ho Snackbar !™ and Reaganhu Akhbar !

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  1. Almost every time I heard a story about California it somehow almost always trends between “Escape from LA” and “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.

    Is there something in the water the EPA didn’t catch? 🙂

  2. Its about time! I’ve been terrified of flat sheets for ever! A person could get tangled up and choke or suffocate to death while sleeping!! It’s for the children!!!! And for us adults who are too stupid to roll over. Can I buy new fitted sheets on my EBT card?

  1. Almost every time I heard a story about California it somehow almost always trends between “Escape from LA” and “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.

    Is there something in the water the EPA didn’t catch? 🙂

  2. Its about time! I’ve been terrified of flat sheets for ever! A person could get tangled up and choke or suffocate to death while sleeping!! It’s for the children!!!! And for us adults who are too stupid to roll over. Can I buy new fitted sheets on my EBT card?

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