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Workin the Phones…Caption Contest/Open Thread

Barry looks like he’s gonna work the phones all day. Who is he calling? What more could he possibly ask for?

Fill in your caption or use any portion of the photo below to FIFY. (fixed it for you)

Bring it.

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  1. Captions……

    1. On the other end of the phone: “Risten to me good, Boy Plesident. You make pay oul money tomollow ol we folcrose on entile countly.”

    2. “But…… but…… but Dad !…… I know we were already supposed to have the entire Hobbit population in those non-existent FEMA Camps…… Will you listen to reason ?…… Of course Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos are yours, but the typical bitters have all those evil scary-looking guns and Cass still can’t do what he wanted to do on day one of our being in offi…… What ?, You have to go now ?…… OK, As-Salaam-Alaikum to you too.”

    === === === === ===

    Open thread stuff……

    Twitter has #Obama2012Slognas.

    Here’s my entries (so far):

    #Obama2012slogans — “Vote for me, or I’ll send you to one of those non-existent FEMA Camps.“…….. ©2011 IsraelSurvival/KLS 😉

    #Obama2012slogans – “It’s not the people who vote that count, or the people who count the votes, but the people who count the bodies.

    #Obama2012Slogans – “Vote for me because I’m even more bat-crap crazy and dangerous than Ron Paul.

    — — — — —

    There’s also #ObamaBusNames, where I ran up the following:

    #ObamaBusNames – “The FEMA Camper” – Coming to a city, town & village near you – In fact, it’ll be at your house – Tomorrow – Get in line.

    #ObamaBusNames — “The ICR2P Express” powered by ICLEI….. If you don’t know what either of those orgs are….. https://tinyurl.com/3vpkff8

    #ObamaBusNames OK, so it’s not a magic flying prayer rug and the Skittle-sh***ing unicorn isn’t here, but it’s our very own “Hobbit Killer”

    #ObamaBusNames — “The Magic Prayer Rug Rider“.

    #ObamaBusNames — “The Economic And Societal Bridge Abutment Express“.

    — — — — —

    Cheers !

    Kenny Solomon
    Tea-Partying Terrorist Hobbit

    Reaganhu Akhbar !

  2. Barry: Yes, yes, I understand.
    I thought ED stood for Economic Disfunction.
    So your product can’t help get this up?

    Barry: Ok, Ok, I get it.
    Barry: I just thought with my new healthcare plan offering free viagra for folks suffering ED if we could mandate everybody taking one at the same time this problem might go away.

    Barry: No, I don’t really have any idea how economics works either. I am a constitutional scholar.

    Barry: No, I don’t really know how that works either.

    Barry: Can you go ahead and send me a box I may try it anyway.

    Barry: Well you try sleeping with a wookie.

  3. Hello, this is Barak Obama. I’m calling to inform you of your winnings in the Stimulus Package and QE3. In order to take possession of your winnings, you will need to forward a fee of $1,500,000,000,000.00 to the IRS along with the appropriate paperwork.

    Thank you for your continued support.

  4. “As you can see, George, we’ve been sticking to the plan and just about have the US economy on the ropes……yes, sir…..yes,sir…….why, thank you sir, coming from you Mr Soros that’s high praise…..our next meeting of the gang will be where sir?…..oh your secure, uncharted, shark surrounded island in the Caribbean is an an excellent choice, Mr. Soros.”

  1. Captions……

    1. On the other end of the phone: “Risten to me good, Boy Plesident. You make pay oul money tomollow ol we folcrose on entile countly.”

    2. “But…… but…… but Dad !…… I know we were already supposed to have the entire Hobbit population in those non-existent FEMA Camps…… Will you listen to reason ?…… Of course Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos are yours, but the typical bitters have all those evil scary-looking guns and Cass still can’t do what he wanted to do on day one of our being in offi…… What ?, You have to go now ?…… OK, As-Salaam-Alaikum to you too.”

    === === === === ===

    Open thread stuff……

    Twitter has #Obama2012Slognas.

    Here’s my entries (so far):

    #Obama2012slogans — “Vote for me, or I’ll send you to one of those non-existent FEMA Camps.“…….. ©2011 IsraelSurvival/KLS 😉

    #Obama2012slogans – “It’s not the people who vote that count, or the people who count the votes, but the people who count the bodies.

    #Obama2012Slogans – “Vote for me because I’m even more bat-crap crazy and dangerous than Ron Paul.

    — — — — —

    There’s also #ObamaBusNames, where I ran up the following:

    #ObamaBusNames – “The FEMA Camper” – Coming to a city, town & village near you – In fact, it’ll be at your house – Tomorrow – Get in line.

    #ObamaBusNames — “The ICR2P Express” powered by ICLEI….. If you don’t know what either of those orgs are….. https://tinyurl.com/3vpkff8

    #ObamaBusNames OK, so it’s not a magic flying prayer rug and the Skittle-sh***ing unicorn isn’t here, but it’s our very own “Hobbit Killer”

    #ObamaBusNames — “The Magic Prayer Rug Rider“.

    #ObamaBusNames — “The Economic And Societal Bridge Abutment Express“.

    — — — — —

    Cheers !

    Kenny Solomon
    Tea-Partying Terrorist Hobbit

    Reaganhu Akhbar !

  2. Barry: Yes, yes, I understand.
    I thought ED stood for Economic Disfunction.
    So your product can’t help get this up?

    Barry: Ok, Ok, I get it.
    Barry: I just thought with my new healthcare plan offering free viagra for folks suffering ED if we could mandate everybody taking one at the same time this problem might go away.

    Barry: No, I don’t really have any idea how economics works either. I am a constitutional scholar.

    Barry: No, I don’t really know how that works either.

    Barry: Can you go ahead and send me a box I may try it anyway.

    Barry: Well you try sleeping with a wookie.

  3. Hello, this is Barak Obama. I’m calling to inform you of your winnings in the Stimulus Package and QE3. In order to take possession of your winnings, you will need to forward a fee of $1,500,000,000,000.00 to the IRS along with the appropriate paperwork.

    Thank you for your continued support.

  4. “As you can see, George, we’ve been sticking to the plan and just about have the US economy on the ropes……yes, sir…..yes,sir…….why, thank you sir, coming from you Mr Soros that’s high praise…..our next meeting of the gang will be where sir?…..oh your secure, uncharted, shark surrounded island in the Caribbean is an an excellent choice, Mr. Soros.”

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