Great news friends and just in time. Cancel the debt ceiling showdown. Forget the gangbang by the six. Spenditol is the answer. This sweet congressional prescription makes it easy to justify being recklessly irresponsible with taxpayer money and be really carefree about it. Don’t worry about side effects. You have to take this medicine to know what’s in it.
Forget making the hard choices on spending. It’s so not fun, anyway. Spenditol your worries away. No pain and no guilt. Just spend.
No need to continue the partisan bickering between the politcal parties. We have a way now to true bipartisanship. Everybody can spend like there is no tomorrow. Can I get an amen?
Sheer genius, this Spenditol. It’s sweet payback too. You who have been punished with babies can finally get even. Stick the brats with the bills.