Tuesday, September 21, 2021
HomePatriot DispatchesFinally! Proof of Extra-Terrestrial Life

Finally! Proof of Extra-Terrestrial Life

There’s no denying it now, scientists have discovered irrefutable proof of extra-terrestrial life, on Saturn, of all places. The Astute Bloggers blame the huge storm, roughly 8 times the size of Earth’s surface area, on the sun. What foolishness, everyone knows huge storms are caused by man-made global warming. Obviously this is the result of evil Republican Saturnians recklessly driving their SUVs and using (gasp!) incandescent light bulbs. I’m certain we’ll have a scientific consensus soon, probably led by the idiot at NASA and fact checked by Manbearpig himself.

Retired Paratrooper, Biker, Tattoo Artist


Leave a Reply


Must Read