Whereas there has been some confusion regarding the precise role and powers envisioned for the federal government;
Whereas this confusion has resulted in unfortunate mis-understandings between the federal government and the states and the citizens of the various states;
Be it resolved that We the People, represented by the lowest common denominator, Â with or without our consent, do hereby offer
The Final Amendment to the United States Constitution
ARTICLE THE LAST
SECTION 1. Congress hereby reserves to itself the right to spend whatever monies, derived from whatever source on any project of its choosing.
SECTION 2. In the event congress is unable to find sources of revenue, it shall have the power to print money directly or indirectly by creating a private entity surrogate and delegating to it constitutionally defined powers. (If Obama can delegate his signing authority to an autopen we can delegate money printing and hyper-inflating to the Federal Reserve. Itâ€™s called checks and balancesheets.)
SECTION 3. Congress shall have the right to borrow money from future Americans for as many generations as needed, in order to buy gum, lollipops and any other necessary vote buying tools such as Bridges-to-Nowhere as it may deem necessary, convenient or which results in sex, drugs or food being purchased on behalf of the congressperson(s).
SECTION 4. Congress shall create an alphabet soup of agencies filled with bureaucratic vermin, hidden deep within the unholy city. These ghoulish, unnatural, parasitic creatures shall have the power to order about governors, legislatures and the people of once sovereign states. They will be dedicated to the prevention of the development or use of natural resources and during catastrophes they will emasculate governors protecting their shores and disarm citizens protecting their homes. Federally appointed and paid judges, living in symbiotic relation with these parasites, shall assist in spreading the disease.
SECTION 5. Congress shall have the power to pass laws of such volume and vagaries as to be impossible to understand. The agents charged with enforcing these laws shall likewise find them incomprehensible. Every citizen shall be bound to obey these laws or face fines, asset seizures, imprisonment or death. Ignorance of the law shall not be used as a defense except for persons being considered for Treasury Secretary or other cabinet-level positions.
SECTION 6. We reserve the right to import foreign persons of whatever race or nationality we may deem necessary to ensure a properly insurmountable voting bloc in support of our agenda. No state shall interfere with this prerogative. Attempts at assimilation will be met with federal laws, bureaucratic decrees and judicial fiat requiring the states to respect non-nativesâ€™ native language, culture, Sharia Law, etc. Comprendo?
SECTION 7. Congress further reserves the right to grant special rights, privileges and immunities to persons or groups in exchange for the provision of campaign funds, as payment for bloc voting or because our spouse said so.
SECTION 8. Congress or the courts or the president or a parasitic bureaucrat or specially designated NGOs or elementary guidance counselors shall have the power to order the various states to allow or assist in the execution of any citizen we deem to be less than human.
SECTION 9. The Article Five Power allowing states to call for a constitutional convention is hereby repealed. Â Look, with 50 states making over 500 unanswered applications, we assumed you would get it. Do you realize what a runaway convention could do to US? We donâ€™t know why they stuck that in there. We want to be clear; IT AINâ€™T EVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
SECTION 10. As was done regarding the 14th Amendment after the South was conquered and during reconstruction; the federal government shall have the right to militarily occupy any state(s) that refuse to ratify this amendment until such time as such state(s) shall choose to voluntarily ratify this amendment. The officers in charge of such military districts shall have power to order all Jews to leave as Grant did in the Department of the Tennessee, the rape of the local female population as Butler did in New Orleans or cause the deliberate starvation of the population as Sheridan did in Shenandoah.
SECTION 11. Continuing on the subject of stateâ€™s rights; No matter how much we spend, how much we borrow, how despotic, destructive and tyrannical we become, no state shall have the right to protect its citizenry from our deprivations. WE SHALL LIBERATE the people of any state that attempts to escape by secession. Or put another way, we reserve the right to kill as many people as necessary to prevent the escape of even one state from our clutches. Itâ€™s a sort of a threat, you see?
SECTION 11. Finally, from this day forth, the United States Constitution shall be known as The Suicide Pact.
The purpose of this amendment isnâ€™t to add new powers to the federal government. It is to clarify powers it already claims and exercisesâ€¦
- Before they were Rants, they were Editorials (unifiedpatriots.com)
- Brutus was Right (redstate.com)
- Judd “Goldman Sachs” Gregg Paid to Fight BBA (redstate.com)
- SCOTUS: The 10th Amendment / Federalism as a Criminal Defense (mpdtrainer.wordpress.com)