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“OMG! Like, Sarah Palin is so TOTALLY ruining my love life” – Meghan McCain

“I mean, like, I meet a guy, and like, all he wants to talk about is, like her. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!”

Well, she didn’t exactly say that, what she did say on Jay Leno’s Tonight show was;

Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?
Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.

“…doesn’t put me in the mood.” As in, she gets a “headache”?

Ummm, Like, whatevarrrr

I can, like, TOTALLY understand why, after five minutes with Meggy Mac, some poor guy would want to talk about anything to get his mind off who he’s really with.


Meanwhile, at the Other McCain;

This is the part of the blog post where normally I’d include some snarky comment about why Meghan’s dating life is really so bad.
However, recent events have caused me to reconsider my ill-advised penchant for juvenile humor. For example, it would be wrong to make fun of Meghan by suggesting that maybe she shouldn’t date guys she meets at the pharmacy while picking up her Valtrex prescription.
So I’m not going to make any jokes like that, because such crude humor would be in poor taste. However . . .
Read the rest…

h/t Doug Powers

Erick Brockway
Work seven days a week at two jobs, a newly RETIRED EO1 (E6) in the Navy Reserves (Seabees), blog when I can from cellphone and computer. @erickbrockway #catcot #tcot Currently living in Camarillo, CA, about 45 miles North of LA. I have a wife (20+ years) son, and two daughters.


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