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CDC warns of “Zombie Apocalypse”

You can’t make this stuff this good up.

“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the posting reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”

CDC warns: Zombie Apocalypse

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for “flesh-eating zombies” much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like “Night of the Living Dead” and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you’d take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

“First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house,” the posting continues. “This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored).”

Looks like Drudge has crashed the original blog entry, even without a direct link.   Looks like the CDC web site has had it’s own little Zombie Apocalypse.

 

 

Ron Robinsonhttp://www.procinct.net
Ron Robinson (Alhambra, CA) is founder of PROCINCT.net, a national internet platform that broke the party Voter Vault/PDI monopoly and delivered precinct walk lists in the 2010 election for over 16 million voters in wards in 20 US states. PROCINCT.net added Precinct Committeeman (PC) Strategy support in Dec of 2010 and is rapidly emerging as a premier online Precinct Strategy resource having worked directly with party and election officials in states to remove local obstacles to becoming a Precinct Committeeman. He is GOP Chair for the AD49 GOP Central Committee, a member of the Los Angeles County GOP Central Committee and a member of the LA GOP Technology Committee. Robinson worked as New Media Director for the John Colbert campaign for US Congress. He is an expert in social media and internet security and an outspoken advocate of precinct committee work, GOTV work, and transparency in party governance.

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  1. Ron, I saw this and was torn being laugh my butt off and intense irritation (at how they are spending money on this).

    Truthfully, the CDC has problems getting people to listen to much of what they say as it is. So I decided that maybe they were actually trying to be a bit creative this time, and I can give them a break on that much at least.

  2. Don’t laugh, I’ve seen them! The first one had little wisps of white hair clinging to his decaying scalp. He was pretty fat for a zombie but feeding on dems in DC can’t be that difficult. His name was Newt and he kept begging for bigger government. There was another on the news a few days ago that announced he believed in global warming, Huntsman was his name. he was a freshly turned zombie but had the same look as McLame holding his Global Warming sign. Then there’s Schmuckabee, the zombie who said he would just lie down and die, thank God, and Romney who appears to have all the undying qualities of a socialist vampire. What an election we’re looking at this year! The Campaign of the Dead!

  1. Ron, I saw this and was torn being laugh my butt off and intense irritation (at how they are spending money on this).

    Truthfully, the CDC has problems getting people to listen to much of what they say as it is. So I decided that maybe they were actually trying to be a bit creative this time, and I can give them a break on that much at least.

  2. Don’t laugh, I’ve seen them! The first one had little wisps of white hair clinging to his decaying scalp. He was pretty fat for a zombie but feeding on dems in DC can’t be that difficult. His name was Newt and he kept begging for bigger government. There was another on the news a few days ago that announced he believed in global warming, Huntsman was his name. he was a freshly turned zombie but had the same look as McLame holding his Global Warming sign. Then there’s Schmuckabee, the zombie who said he would just lie down and die, thank God, and Romney who appears to have all the undying qualities of a socialist vampire. What an election we’re looking at this year! The Campaign of the Dead!

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