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I recommend buying these and sending them to Rep. Paul Ryan ASAP

PhotobucketRep. Paul Ryan has the same problem a lot of GOP politicians have, Astroturfing “constituents”;

GREENFIELD, Wis. — At the last of four events on Rep. Paul Ryan’s “listening tour” of his district Thursday, he called on a man in the front row of a high school auditorium, then instantly recognized him.

“You changed clothes!” Ryan told Steve Jozefczyk. The 54-year old salesman from Franklin, Wis., had asked Ryan several critical questions from the front row of an event six hours earlier in Waterford, when he wore a shirt and tie. In Greenfield, it was a black “Faux News” parody T-shirt.

Well, his astroturf constituents need representation too, and with that in mind it’s time Rep. Ryan made allowances for the Astroturf-American citizen.

A measly $3.46 can help the Astroturf-American feel at home at Ryan’s town hall appearances, and can be paid for out of – what else – borrowed money*.

Product Features

  • You will look just like Groucho Marx

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*Or follow this link and we can save our country some bucks by buying and shipping the product directly to Ryan’s office to be handed out before appearances to any in attendance who need them.

At least with the glasses on, the ones who look like Karl Marx on the inside can be identified by looking like Groucho Marx on the outside.

Ship to;

The Honorable Paul Ryan
Janesville Constituent Services Center
20 South Main Street
Suite 10
Janesville, WI 53545
Toll-Free: 1-888-909-RYAN (7926)
Phone: (608) 752-4050
Fax: (608) 752-4711

Office Hours: M-F, 8am – 5pm

h/t Moe

Erick Brockway
Work seven days a week at two jobs, a newly RETIRED EO1 (E6) in the Navy Reserves (Seabees), blog when I can from cellphone and computer. @erickbrockway #catcot #tcot Currently living in Camarillo, CA, about 45 miles North of LA. I have a wife (20+ years) son, and two daughters.


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