Hasnâ€™t the Lame Stream Media, the photosphere and Twitter been set afire by Obamaâ€™s â€œsupposedâ€ Certificate of Live Birth. It hit the interwebz this morning and set off cries of â€œRaaaaacistâ€ that echo across the land.
April 27, 2011. Mark it down in your calendars as the day the racists and the crazies in America won. A day that should embarrass anyone with human decency and love of country. The day the office of the United States Presidency lost some of its respect and prestige. The day Barack Obama acquiesced to the radical Republican fringe lunatics and released his long-form birth certificate to conclusively prove his citizenship and hopefully put an end to the despicable campaign, led by Donald Trump, to deligitimize him.
Who would know better than Huffpo what should â€œembarrass anyone with human dignity?â€ After all it was their coverage of Code Pink and Cindy Sheehan that set the standard.
The brilliant political pundit from “the Spew”, Whoopi Goldberg, just couldnâ€™t hold her race card in her hand anymore.
Say Whoopi, I notice that you havenâ€™t been following Moochelleâ€™s advice about your diet have you? Why donâ€™t you go stuff your pie hole with some romaine lettuce or something equally organic.
Even Rosie Oâ€™Donnell had to spout off. I donâ€™t know, something about Trump being unfair to ugly lesbians or something equally important. You can tell Rosie is all over Moochelleâ€™s diet advice, like a fat kid on cake. Or like Rosie on cake, that appears to be more devastating, after all fat kids usually show some respect.
Donald Trump quickly cut to the heart of the matter, demanding to see Obamaâ€™s College grades next.
But then the unthinkable happened. Someone found a clipboard with all kinds of strange stuff on Resident Obamaâ€™s Birth Certificate.
Hmmmm, curiouser and curiouser. Every liberal in the Nation erupted into a frothing rage of â€œRaaaaampant Raaaaacism.â€
Republicans didnâ€™t have the Race Card when Nixon was leaving office but we learned one thingâ€¦ Itâ€™s not the crime thatâ€˜ll get you, itâ€™s the cover-up. Have Republicans and Conservatives learned to ignore the left’s continual playing of the race card? Has the Race Card reached the level of Nazi accusations and will it be ignored, even by weak willed GOP elected officials (yes Lindsay and Mitch, I’m looking at you)? Were his White House Aides really so stupid? Is Obama’s usurpation of his Constitutionally granted powers drawing to a close? Will Whoopi and Rosie finally cut back on the cheesy poofs or are they trying to beat Moochelle to a measurement of three axe handles in width? Tune in next week for another episode of “We’re All
Birthers Raaaaacists Now!” h/t Newsweek.