Final Jeopardy at the Mexican Border

Posted by on April 21, 2011 1:33 am
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Categories: Patriot Dispatches

speciallist: I’ll take ‘Obama administration‘ for $200

Alex: and the answer is ‘Their lips are moving


Alex: speciallist

speciallist: What is ‘how do you know when a Democrat is lying?

Alex: that is Correct!

She’s great isn’t she? Everything is subiendo rosas at the southern border. And while the roses are coming up, the number of illegal crossers are going down. In fact there’s not much to do down there except watch the fence rust. It’s so quiet that ‘agents have been left glassy-eyed amid a steep drop in activity.’ At least that’s what the LA times wants you to believe.

He pounded energy drinks. He walked around his government vehicle. On the other side of the fence, the bars in the Mexican town of San Luis Rio Colorado closed, and only the sound of a passing car broke the silence. Byerly, 31, switched on his DVD player. Minutes later, a supervisor knocked on the window: The slapstick comedy “Johnny English” was on; Byerly was fast asleep.

speciallist: What a crock of shi..

Alex: What was that speciallist?

speciallist: oh, nothing…I’ll take ‘Obama administration‘ for $400

Alex: and the answer is ‘Nobody knows.’


Alex: speciallist again

speciallist: What is ‘the difference between Karl Marx and Obama?

Alex: Correct! well done!

Now wait a second. Haystack was down on the border just this morning and he reported that the Obama administration is telling the Border Patrol agents to NOT arrest or apprehend illegal aliens.

Could this be possibly affecting the rosy numbers being reported by the leftist media and the Obama administration? (oops, that’s supererogatory)

An Arizona sheriff has come forward, saying that he has been told to stop arresting illegal aliens…the sheriff “has been flooded with calls and emails of support from local and federal agents who back his claims that the U.S. Border Patrol has effectively ordered them to stop apprehending illegal immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexican border.”

speciallist: I’ll take ‘Obama administration‘ for $600

Alex: OK we have time for one more….and the answer is ‘the democratic convention.’


Alex: wow speciallist, your on a roll

speciallist: What is ‘a gathering of lying terrorist loving financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual predators?

Alex: we’ll check with the judges…Absolutely correct! We’re out of time but we’ll continue tomorrow with speciallist in the lead!

4 responses to Final Jeopardy at the Mexican Border

  1. redneck hippie April 21st, 2011 at 2:13 am

    Speciallist, you just need to lighten up a bit. Come on man, life’s too short to be such a downhearted mope

  2. mriggio April 21st, 2011 at 2:57 am

    You’ll be a healthier person if you shed those inhibitions and tell us how you really feel.

    LMAO & Cheers!

  3. cactusjack April 21st, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Fact: illegal crossings are down a little over the southern border.
    Fact: It has nothing to do with Administration policy or enforcement, it is a function of the weak American economy
    Fact: from the aspect of security, the southern border is still wide open. Who knows who all has come across the Rio Grande or the Southwestern desert illegally in the past three years? Who knows? I know, the feds really don’t, and that.s what matters. No change of that policy in sight.

  4. lineholder April 21st, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Oh, speciallist, this is a winner!!

    And hey, that “gathering of lying terrorist loving financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual predators” is coming to my state in 2012! Yes, I know how envious you must be (LOL)

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