The Idiot-in-Chief thinks when the idiots win, they get to dictate the terms. When WE win, then we have to negotiate, or we are bad, evil, unrealistic, and yes, we also eat children and starve grandma.

I caught this little blurb on the news. Whether the idiot got it all wrong because he’s an idiot, or got it all wrong because he’s a lying skunk, I will leave you to decide. I have not quite decided myself, actually. I can’t stand to hear his voice or see his face, and I will not soil this page with his image and voice. But if you want to see the video, you can check it at watch_me_turn_left_and_right_as_I_read_my_teleprompter.

I wish to respond to that bunch of garbage. And because I can, I will…..

At a time when you are struggling to pay your bills and meet your responsibilities [did somebody at the golf course tell you that?], the least we can do to meet our responsibilities is produce a budget [“we”? You mean the Democrats, since this is the 2011 budget you should have had in place by last October, before we routed you in the election]. That is not too much to ask for [actually, we’re happy you didn’t. It allows the adults a quicker start on fixing your mess]. That is what the American people expect of us [not really], that’s what they deserve [they don’t deserve YOUR $3.8 trillion budget, but yes, I get the idea]. You want everybody to act like adults [and finally, the Republicans are in charge], quit playing games [games like stealing health care and passing a pay-off-unions bill while the economy went down the drain and unemployment went up to 10%] and realize it is not my way or the highway.[Wanna bet?]

Our way or the highway. Yes, I think I like that term.

E Pluribus Unum
The weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same: Hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we, too, would become obsolete.

Pity, because I lived for it.