Itâ€™s from the Daily Mail and their source is apparently the National Enquirer butâ€¦ What can I say, Iâ€™m easily amused.
Disgraced politician John Edwards is said to be deeply depressed – to the point of being suicidal – over the prospect of a criminal trial that could end with him being jailed if found guilty.
The 57-year-old former Presidential candidate reportedly told a close friend: ‘I won’t go to jail. I’d kill myself first!’
He has lost 20lb in the last year and is a ‘broken spirit,’ reports the National Enquirer.
Hey John, when I was a Drill Sergeant I encountered lots of people who wanted to find some sympathy and Iâ€™ll tell you the same thing I told them. Itâ€™s in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis.
I’d copy some of the awesome comments but I’m too busy playing “My Heart Bleeds For You” on my air violin. Charlie Daniels, eat your heart out!