Winner: 2nd Amendment Poster Contest

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The winner of our 2nd Amendment Poster Contest is Pamela, for this post-apocalypse style poster. Somberlicious!

Pamela, your reward is that most treasured of all rewards:

The No Prize

There is no prize you will ever receive that is more valuable, more treasured than the no prize. There is no achievement so great or so poor that a no prize won’t make better. It’s much better than an atta-boy or atta-girl, because they are condescending and a no prize is not. Seize your chance to earn a no prize of your very own.

 

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Perry White
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Perry White
April 4, 2011 10:28 am

Not so fast there BeagleScout…

You left out the part about how the “NoPrize” can never be topped because having your name in the first line of a Top Story which includes a hyperlink to your history as a Member of the UnifiedPatriots Organization is way more awesome than a t-shirt or baseball cap that will eventually disappear into the netherworld AKA the back bottom dark corner of your closet.

Congratulations Pamela! You’ve made history!

eburke
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April 4, 2011 11:31 am

Congratulations on being the first “No-Prize” winner in the annals of UP history, Pamela.

‘Tis an achievement not even The Won can take away from you (plus it’s non-taxable which, under the Obama Administration, is no mean feat.)

Pamela
April 4, 2011 8:47 pm

After a very rough day, I came home, found this “No Prize” and smiled. Which is a prize in itself.

My hearty thanks Gentlemen!

The non-taxable is a plus.