Â Â Â Â After partying for a good part of the semester, the perennial student Barack Obama decided it might be a good idea to bone up for the mid-terms so he could go off on spring break confident of attaining a passable grade.Â So this:
“The Obama administration has sent teams of CIA operatives into Libya in a rush to gather intelligence on the identities and capabilities of rebel forces opposed to Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi, according to U.S. officials.”
Â Â Â Â Yes indeed, the Prez has conceded that there are known unknowns (do we miss Rumsfeld yet?) and so has sent US personnel into harm’s way to make up for his knowledge deficit.
Â Â Â Â Once all the information has been gathered, it is expected that Obama will be able to describe to his inquisitors the exact identities (nationalities) of the …..Libyan ‘rebels’, and their capabilities (what Al Quaida training camps in Afghanistan they have successfully completed).Â The examination committee, presumably comprised of David Letterman, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, will then be in a position to pass on Obama’s mastery of the subject and the results will be posted in all the requisite periodicals.Â There is nothing to worry about because we have been assured that he is a quick study.Â Of course there are the quick and then there are …….the dead.