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Hugo Chavez: Capitalism ended life on Mars

From The You Can’t Make This Stuff Up dept

h/t Kenny Solomon

Seems that if life ever existed on Mars, then capitalism probably destroyed it;

(Reuters) – Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela’s socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

I would alternately suggest that were life on Mars to ever have existed, it was probably taxed to death by the likes of Chavez and Obama. I’m sure equal proof exists for my theory, but communists destroyed the link.

Erick Brockwayhttp://www.erickbrockway.com
Work seven days a week at two jobs, a newly RETIRED EO1 (E6) in the Navy Reserves (Seabees), blog when I can from cellphone and computer. @erickbrockway #catcot #tcot Currently living in Camarillo, CA, about 45 miles North of LA. I have a wife (20+ years) son, and two daughters.


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