With all this talk of defunding Planned Parenthood,Â they must be having a messaging problem – so thoughtÂ I would help them out byÂ showing their mission statement in action:
– to provide comprehensive reproductive and complementary health care services in settings which preserve and protect the essential privacy and rights of each individual â€“ Â even if that means protecting the rights of apparent pimp and their child aged prostitutes!
– to advocate public policies which guarantee these rights and ensure access to such services â€“ like our recommendation to vote no on House Bill 2093 in Illinois that would expand who would be required to report child sex abuse in organizations that provide reproductive health care. Â If we have to report a child abuser, then he might get arrested and the steady stream of revenue from his victims disappears. We must stand against this kind of tyranny!
– to provide educational programs which enhance understanding of individual and societal implications of human sexuality Â – have you seen our instructional glossary? Youâ€™llÂ discover important terms like the â€œFree Love Movementâ€ andÂ you’ll learn how Freud understood all children have strong sexual urges.Â Â If you aren’t into pornography, you may want to skip our glossary. It’ll make you blush. But please make sure to send a link to your impressionable daughter, OK?Â Maybe our site for teensÂ is more up your alley. We are arming children with vital informationÂ like “hooking up“. Your thirteen old daughter can find out what is considered cheating in a relationship. You won’t be surprised that we thinkÂ cheating isÂ whatever you think it is: “People have different opinions about what’s considered cheating, so it’s up to partners to decide what the “rules” are for their relationship.”
– to promote research and the advancement of technology in reproductive health care and encourage understanding of their inherent bioethical, behavioral, and social implications â€“ except supporting ultrasound technology. The implication of that kind of technology is clear: ~90% of women who see their baby on an ultrasound choose life. And there goes our abortion money! Â Whatâ€™s that you say? Oh, weÂ said abortions only account for 3% of our services, so why do we care? Hmmmâ€¦.
Now, isn’t it time we defund Planned Parenthood?