Tuesday, September 28, 2021
HomePatriot Dispatches50% off Ugg Boots

50% off Ugg Boots

just kidding…

up after dark gif

Do you wear gold chains? Do you pop your collar?

Did you get that shirt you’re wearing from Old Navy in 1997?

You better check yourself because you can’t be a serious conservative patriot if you dress like a douchebag.

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  1. That is a cute chart, but I gotta tell you, I’ve got clothes old enough to vote that are *definitely* not in style and I absolutely <3 my Crocs. I've probably got 5 pairs of them, including the Mammoth variety. And if you'd been through our blizzardy winter, you would too.

  2. It seems that because I’m not wearing stripes, not ENTIRELY in denim and I’m wearing a shirt and I’m not a woman (or Scottish) and it’s not the weekend….. I’m not a douchebag….. I’m Gay.

  1. That is a cute chart, but I gotta tell you, I’ve got clothes old enough to vote that are *definitely* not in style and I absolutely <3 my Crocs. I've probably got 5 pairs of them, including the Mammoth variety. And if you'd been through our blizzardy winter, you would too.

  2. It seems that because I’m not wearing stripes, not ENTIRELY in denim and I’m wearing a shirt and I’m not a woman (or Scottish) and it’s not the weekend….. I’m not a douchebag….. I’m Gay.

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