Kim Jong-un

Wire-Happy

Tonight, after lights out, I’m going to sneak out, cross the wire at Yongsan, then across the DMZ and make my way to Pyongyang, slit that little pot-belly’s throat, and be back by reveille.

Now, if you think this is an empty threat, which do you think is greater? Me pulling that job off, or the North Koreans being able to hit any land target in the Pacific Ocean?