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A Rolled-Up Newspaper for Fake News

A Rolled-Up Newspaper for Fake News

Just when I’d convinced myself that the bloody nose route to teaching young munchkins the laws of nature was a bad idea, Jim Acosta of CNN comes along and accuses us of being really, really stupid…not because we believe what Donald Trump and Sarah Sanders says about the media, but because we are so stupid as to believe our own damned lying eyes and ears rather than what their media tell us.

I know, there’s a $500 fine in it for you, and a mug shot that looks as bad a OJ’s or Nick Nolte’s, but probably a $10,000 GoFundme page, as well. But only if you use it. My advice? Pick a fine establishment Lefty rag, New York Times, WAPO, LA Times, here in Virginia, The Virginian-Pilot, and just carry it. Every time you see a microphone boom and a camera, you know there’s a media maven close by, so just pull it out and start slapping the palm of your hand. If three or four of you are there, you will have an orchestra and a symphony of intimidation. If Acosta spies you, and walks up and juts out his chin, daring you, remember what Lou Costello said in one of his cartoon characters in the 40’s; “If I dood it, I get a ‘panking’. I dood it.”

Then smile for the camera.

My Strict Rule for Reparations

My Strict Rule for Reparations

As demanded by a Missouri state senator:

If this Missouri legislator can find in her jurisdiction, the state of Missouri, a state in which slavery was legal in 1860, any citizens whose families who lived there in 1860, then send them a bill.

But if the law does not exclude any citizen whose families were of non-slave states, or worse, are grandchildren of the 364,000 white men who surrendered their lives ending slavery, expect a countersuit claiming treble damages against the black people who are now free because of their sacrifice….for the sin of ingratitude.

Paul Ryan’s Exit is a Bad Thing for Big Money Republicans

But is it bad news for the original GOP brand? Remember, Donald Trump was elected for pennies on the dollar for what Democrats spent to lose.  Message over Money.

Several reasons will be put forth as to why Ryan’s quitting: Better pay, less stress with firms on K-Street? A general retreat of the Karl Rove-type money racket, signaling a future political world where money may well play a lesser role? One can dream.

Neither of these suggest that genuine “Love America First” Republicans will be trounced this fall, whether incumbents or new kids on the block. All it signals is that voters may insist on a ‘say-what-you-mean and mean-what-you-say” candidate, which was a winning calculus in 2016. In the meantime, Democrats still have no message.

And if there is wholesale cheating afoot, to narrow that gap, we intend to be out in front this time. Just check the Dead Rosebush-uaries” from time to time.