The most underserved Gramscian community: Who will have a thought for the dire lack of inclusive language for cannibals? They can be shot and killed …
Asylums are full of men who believe themselves Napoleon and demand to be called “your Eminence.” What do newspapers call them?
Paging ICE: There’s a great place to check the immigration status of illegal aliens!
So obvious it didn’t need to be said.
In a bid to beat a Christian (namely Thomas the Apostle) at something, CNN activists have denied seventeen times that they are good little progressive …
ENDANGERED SPEECHES ACT NEEDED: All the currently Endangered Speeches in the US are by Conservative Speakers being oppressed by Antifa and its allies.
Whole Foods is no longer “Whole Paycheck.” Amazon has slashed the price of smug.
“What do you want to violently disrupt today?” In one satirical article The Onion tells more truth than most of the alphabet soup news divisions.
In the category of sad sacks, we get whoever prompted this Coast Guard announcement that Tweeting to ask for rescue from Hurricane Harvey flood-waters is …
“Let’s go green! Let’s drump trash in the woods!” Oregon men celebrate their environmental bonafides by dumping a load of trash into the great outdoors.