Is it any wonder that the question of what is “Politically Correct” and what is not takes on a great deal of importance in a society where the pronouns you use to refer to an infant, the brand of coffee you drink, the brand of cereal you buy, the radio station you listen to, the shoes you wear, and the color you wear, all matter a great deal in the answer to the question of whether you can fit into polite society, which is to say a society with the right views on Politics? In the end all is revealed, and you must exuberantly agree that Politically Correct Newspeak is double-plus-good or you will be judged a bigot.

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